Hung-The-Fuck-Over. Purple Kush, Couch, And TV Equals Speedy Recovery

I was too hungover today to go into work – I told my boss straight up that I would probably hurt the company more if I were to come into work and just zombie that shit out. I don’t like being unproductive when I’m working because I live by the motto “work hard, play hard”. But today was not a good day for me to be in the office, so I just chilled on my couch in recovery mode, vegging the fuck out.

The 18 year old gave me a call and was in the same boat I was – she didn’t feel like going to class today. I told her to bring her sexy ass over here to just chill with me—more like take care of me and my hung-the-fuck-over ass. Damn, my place needs some tidying up, but I’m not in the mood to do a damn thing except for hitting this here bong and watchin some TV. I’ll make my “girlfriend” clean my place up; after all, the chick tries to treat it like her own anyway.

I’m kinda hungry too but I can’t muster up the energy to make anything, so I’ll have to wait for my “girlfriend” to pick me up something from Jack in the Crack – fuck today sucks. My head is pounding right now. But at least I have the internet.

Look at Megan Jones from Fuckherright.com. This sexy ass whore will have me choking the shit out of my meat. I bet those fake ass tits feel real damn good. I have a date with Megan’s ass now, so if you’ll excuse me, my brothers…

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I got what you want, I got what you need

Rise and shine motherfucker – and I’m not talking about waking up either. PinkandPerfect.com is where your cock is pointing to, so find this cute slut and have your way with her.

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Coco strips from her teen girls school outfit in the back of a car

little coco - Watch little coco strip in the back of a car, she is wearing a cute little teen school girl outfit that looks a lot better pulled to the side so you can see her teen pussy! Read her Adult Site Review

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Slip and slide, dip and dive

These shaved PinkandPerfect.com beavers starve for attention and their will be a whole lotta sex going down in about, oh… now—with or without you. So you can cheat yourself or you can treat yourself. Trick or treat?

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What’s love got to do, got to do with it

The sluts over at FuckHerRight.com aren’t interested in anything else but taking cock in every hole at any (and every) given time. All that “what’s your name, what’s your sign” shit is played the fuck out. Romance and chivalry is discouraged—it’s all about fucking the right way.

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Handjob Ponro - Hennesie

Guys, meet the one and only Hennesie. I met this petite slut at a club the last time I was in Las Vegas. Even just dancing with her friends, I could tell this chick wasn’t as innocent as she looked. When I got to know her, she’s definitely a nice girl but she definitely has a wild side. When I asked her if she’s ever given a handjob before, she practically laughed at me. “More than a few,” she admitted. I knew she was going to be perfect for the Handjob Porno site.

The next day, I was over at her apartment with my camera gear. I wasn’t going to waste any time and miss a chance with this little freak. Hennesie did a little strip tease for me and I was mesmerized by her ass. I just had to spank it a few times. By time my pants were off, I was rock solid and she couldn’t wait to get her hands on my cock. She definitely knew what she was doing, she even says she enjoys getting men off with just her hands. Feeling her little hands on my cock drove me wild, it wasn’t long before I was ready cum.

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These whores will give you a mouthful

Sluts of a feather always flock together and at PinkandPerfect.com, Sydney & Carmen are doing a little dance, making a little love, and getting down tonight. You cummin or what?

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With an ass like that…

Why are you still here? FuckHeRight.com is where you need to be to be with Payton. This sexy slut would love to show you how much she needs her cunt filled. Do your cock a favor and treat yourself, don’t cheat yourself.

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Everything Is Not Always As It Seems

After a long relaxing weekend, it was back to work as usual. For some reason (well, the reason is because it was fuckin Monday), I didn’t want to be there. I was so fuckin unproductive—just staring out the window every now and then, as well as surfing the internet just to surf. Lunchtime finally came around and, because my boss was outta town, I didn’t even go back into the office. I didn’t have much shit on my plate anyway, so he wouldn’t even notice.

I took a few rips of the bong and watched TV peacefully—no interruptions from the 18 year old (who thought I was still at work) and no co-workers to ask me how my fuckin weekend was, as if they truly cared. There was nothing much on TV (and I realized how dumb daytime TV was – it was for bitches), so I decided to take a little nap. When I woke up I was hungry as hell, but I was too lazy to cook—but not lazy enough to roll up a joint. I took that joint to the dome and then mustered up the energy to get ready and go out to eat. I didn’t know where I was going, but I was going out to eat—that’s for damn sure.

My car took me to a local bar where, fuck, I guess I wanted to consume some alcohol as well. There was a local band playing and I noticed a chick doin her own thing—just vibin with the band. I made my way to her and asked her if I could join her—she said ‘yes, as long as you don’t try to get me drunk’

So after a few drinks (and even a dance) later, I felt a good vibe with the chickadee. I wanted to fuck her brains out—we were so compatible. At least I thought we were. I asked her what she was doin for the rest of the night and she said she just came out to take some time out from her girlfriend. Her girlfriend?!? I tried to salvage our ‘vibe’, but before I could ask her if she would consider men, she cut me off and said that she’s never going back to men—ever. It was PinkandPerfect.com pussy that floated this bitch’s boat, and I have to respect that. I mean, look at Hailey and Sky. If I was a woman, I’d be a lesbo too—guaran-fuckin-teed…

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No ifs ands, just butt

Rachel Luv has no re-butt-als when it comes to getting fucked right. Her mouth and pussy can get you off, but can you guess where this skank likes it best? FuckHerRight.com motherfucker – be there… or still be full of cum.

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